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Twitchy graphics and sloppy controls. Horrible interface and confusing maps. Lazy programming. Boring gameplay. (Poorly) ripped sprites...not much here to really make me want to play for more than 2 minutes.

nice idea to make a game about Joan of Arc, but this is a poor effort IMO.

dragerx responds:

This was done in 4 hours after do no coding before ever, EVER! with only the internet as help, and "(Poorly) ripped sprites". I learnt how to save and load in 4 hour man, c'mon.

Charming graphics and straightforward, forgiving gameplay combined with upgrades and a final goal make for a great 15 minute game.

Too complicated...mix this, add that, remember this and that...reference your receipe from here or there. Drag ticket from here to there, and back over here to be dragged again over there.
Solid enough design, charming graphics, and decent SFX probably help the appeal of the game, however.

Overall, just doesn't seem worth the players effort. Work outweighs the fun factor for me, but I think there is a fanbase for the "line cook" themed games.

OH YOU KNOW I'LL MADE OF ONLY IF THE STEEL BALLS

Blech! What are the controls, even? I can see where you had some troubles with this...can I suggest not using stencyl? I think it's a really limiting, stock-cut-and-dry tool that doesn't give you access to the kind of creativity that you should really be expressing...i dunno. between the glitches and poor grafix (which you could turn into a cool style), and the fact that I couldn't even figure out the jump button...not sure if this really cuts it for 6 months of work.

Really like the fresh take on run-n-gun...like minidroid said, fairly intense game and I wasn't really expecting such fresh gameplay...maybe a little slow in pacing, though? Really dig how you can pick up a dead dude and use him as a shield.

Love the simple approach and lack of complex skill-trees. I always get turned off by those. Funny grafix that get straight to the point, not confusing or painful...pace is maybe a little slow? other than than, I really loved it!

Perseus35 responds:

Thanks for your comment, i appreciate it.

Neat, but it gets really boring really fast...not many upgrades, AI is kind of stupid...other than that I think it's pretty cool.

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