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"A bad dream, so mean, rockin' me down like a slot machine,"

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Unholy Skies Indie Song
I'm Dead Inside She Said Indie Song
Cardboard Coyote Fusion Song
Random-Battle Tune Video Game Song

Recent Game Medals

SECRET MEDAL 100 Points Unlock this medal to see it's details. Medal Stats.
Trying to Learn! 10 Points Watch this Tutorial! Medal Stats.
Infinite Space 5 Points Build the Storehouse. Medal Stats.
Shelter 5 Points Build the Hut. Medal Stats.
A Winner is You 25 Points Defeat the boss and win the game! Medal Stats.
Victory 10 Points Win your first battle Medal Stats.
Pumping Iron 10 Points Melee attack worth 10 damage Medal Stats.
Denied! 25 Points Block all 3 magic attacks in a single battle Medal Stats.
Hit The Crit 10 Points Land a critical hit Medal Stats.
4 25 Points Finish the fourth mission! Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 724 (From 179 different games.)

Latest Shared Creations

DOOMSDAY Added to pumpkins for Carve n' Share Oct 21, 2013. Load Level
My Pumpkin Added to pumpkins for Carve n' Share Oct 21, 2013. Load Level
King Krunchy Added to bosses for Cathode Raybots Feb 9, 2013. Load Level
Mr. Bit Added to bosses for Cathode Raybots Feb 8, 2013. Load Level
Mr. BIT Added to faces for Cathode Raybots Feb 8, 2013. Load Level
King Krunchi 1 Added to bosses for Cathode Raybots Feb 8, 2013. Load Level

Latest News

Hentai Breakout II

2018-03-01 00:12:07 by PoisonHeart

This is currently in progress. So far the engine is much nicer, there is a "gliding" problem. By which I mean that the ball will roll through a number of bricks without stopping. I don't care to fix it. %90 of the engine is twice as solid as the first game.

I suppose the next question is, how many levels? I want to aim for 100 this time, but knowing how much stress it put on my antique 1.5ghz processor with 50 levels, I'm not sure that's a great idea. Maybe another 50 levels is enough? 

Hentai Breakout hasn't even cleared the portal yet, with just under 300 views as of this writing. Already I'm working on the sequel, born out of realizing how much nicer I could have made the physics engine.

I adore hentai. To me.....it's not pornography. It's just art. The first review for the first game said "this is nothing but spam" and the User gave me a rating of zero stars and presumedly voted 0 as well. That kinda hurty-hurt. 

To end on a positive note, I'm already excited for the sequel. I know it will outdo the first, it's just a matter of how much am I willing to invest? The first game took about 3 days of sleeplessness and fretting. I designed 50 levels by hand, and for the life of me couldn't figure out how to post high scores to a table or save a Players game. Instead a shortcut to the end of the game is in the title screen, in the upper-right corner.

The demo for the original netted nearly 7,000 views.....more than any project I've worked on before. The actual game however, isn't appearing to fare so well. I'm going to get some sleep and take another look in the morning. The demo has been online for 5 days, while the full version less than 6 hours. It's about to clear the portal. 

I'm still excited.