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truly frightening and just the what i needed at 3am.

i like how it just loops over and over

the iconic "royalty free!!!" graphic really works, i like how they just throw the game at the console. and then it flips closed haha, there's actually some really funny gags here.

what it lacks in art, it makes up for in poetry. it's not often you see much poetry here, and it can be difficult to share your feelings and just put them out there. thanks for sharing!

DrakeFannings responds:

I'm glad you understand it and look at it like that. Indeed it lacks art, I'm not a great 2D animator, that's a fact, but it makes me feel good to hear you know how it is to illustrate something in words, poetry in this case. Thank you very much for your post and for watching!

Recent Game Reviews

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I haven't really written a review for any of the amazing choose-your-own-adventure stories from KFSB. Mostly because I didn't know HOW. One thing I can say is that they always have a deep and replayable storyline. Like I says, it reminds me just of those old books from when I was a kid ("flip to page 86, or page 113!").

Out of 10....

GFX - N/A (none available)
SFX - N/A (none available)
DESIGN - 9 (excellent storyline and very thoughtful)
GAMEPLAY - 8 (highly immersive and replayable)

OVERALL....

This is a great series and modus operandi for you. My only suggestion would be title art, and occasional sound effects. Rock n roll!

CaptainJackTHAC0 responds:

Thanks for the review! The old fighting fantasy books were a huge inspiration for me; always felt awesome to see that passage "Turn to 400" :D

Firstly, I love that the game loads very quickly. The confusing graphics work a lot to the games advantage. The crappy keys, the really bizarre character. I love it. The levels are actually well-planned. I will say the sound effects are less than enthusiastic. The atmosphere could have been stronger.

So...Out of 10....

GFX - 8 (sheer eccentricity)
SFX - 3 (missing music)
DESIGN - 8 (clever and thoughtful)
GAMEPLAY - 6 (basic but effective)

OVERALL.....

This game has too low a rating. It's a basic, but effective, puzzling platformer. Keep it up! And "Remember, don't tell anyone about this!"

angryoscah responds:

Thanks! For me, it was crucial to keep the game efficient, so anyone can play the game and don't have to wait long. The main character is truly bizarre:D. It's great to hear that you liked the level design because this was my first time I have designed levels for a platformer. Maybe the game could have used more music, but I thought the sound of wind and silence sometimes is more powerful on some levels. That reference made my day :) Thanks for the feedback!

Ugh. The authors own lack of enthusiasm is off-putting. The game is a click-to-win shooter. The graphics and unsettling moments have their potential, but the necessity of clicking specifically on enemies is a real drag.

Out of 10...

GFX - 7 (very creepy, decent characters)
SFX - NA (no audio device here)
DESIGN - 5 (poor production)
GAMEPLAY - 5 (very poor coding)

OVERALL....
feels like a click-em-up. Click the right point, enemies, and win. The weapons are well-designed, but otherwise the game is just lacking. The fact that you die immediately unless you click the enemies perfectly, sucks.

Recent Audio Reviews

23 Audio Reviews

y'know this would sample awesomely, but as it is it's quite....uhhh....well it definitely reminds me of staying up all night...

midimachine responds:

sample away big boy :>

def sounds like you had a lot of fun with this one, but it got really repetitive, i would think this would be kickass trimmed down into a loop.

this one really gets one rolling.

Recent Art Reviews

648 Art Reviews

aw it's pretty

DBuck-Eye responds:

Thanks, so are you :)

pretty fresh, thank you for sharing about Yandere Sim!

amazing! stirring description of a an awesome illustration. it's whimsical but still somehow deadly serious

"A bad dream, so mean, rockin' me down like a slot machine,"

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