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Cool idea, I like the little sound effects. did you use Sfxer for them?

needs more situations, also many of them are subjective...such as: zombies invaded my backyard=BRING IT ON BITCHES OH HELL YEAH
or....I just received a large shipment of bacon=Oh man, that's a bummer did you know pigs are smarter than dogs? who's going to pay for all this bacon?!

Chaoclypse responds:

Close! I used bfxr, which is an update of sfxr. I highly recommend it.

Not bad...I like the simple approach for gfx, sounds are not bad either.

Pro's:
-great selection of things to build
-interesting units
-straightforward approach

Con's:
-turrets seem to be useless
-enemy builds faster than player
-randomly "can't build there" when trying to build

hazzard77 responds:

Hi, thanks for your review. Those turrets seem "useless" - although they are stationary, they do have a higher ratio of HP:Price and DPS:Price than the other units. The AI follows the same rules as the player so I'm not sure as to why it seems to build faster. The "Can't build here" message is to notify you if any of the tiles that you're trying to build on is already occupied.

Pretty cool, I remember there was another game just like this where you had to balance upgrades with supply/demand and compete against another restaraunt. I don't want to say that you plagarized or anything, so instead I will just suggest that you carry on with something more unique in the future.

I think you could fix a couple of things like blacking out the levels player has completed, I think there's a certain psychology in "LEVEL COMPLETED" that makes aplayer feel satisfied with his achievements in the game. Also, I understand I can't upgrade the restaurant with customers inside, but I also can't do it when they're in the opponents restaurant or on the screen at all? Hmmm...

Overall I think the game is a little cramped and could use some more unique features than the other one i had mentioned.

Krisantus responds:

thanks

Could be really cool with some upgrades and faster pacing, but still it isn't all that bad.

Pretty cool, I like the effects you used for smoke and things like that. Hot-keys would make it easier to navigate through the different windows, though...and maybe it's not necessary to have the waves wait for so long.

Wow, a tower defense typing game....very cool. I like how the plants rock when you type their words as if you were doing damage with each letter.
Love it.

Very cool game, deserves front-page. I like that there are both upgrades AND power-ups. I like the depth of the upgrades, and the quality of the game overall. I think what I like least is that maybe it takes too long to earn upgrades even with the loot upgrade.
Also, I appreciate the level of challenge vs. ease of play here...many shooters like this bombard you with retarded levels of bullets that make it impossible to win, but I noticed that while the first boss (for example) is fairly easy to beat, if you stand still too long you still can die really quickly.
Great balance, cool grafix, neat concept. 5/5

I love these kind of games even if I'm bad at them, and this one is a fresh twist with cool characters and interesting hooks.

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