PoisonHeart's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Kingdumb Hearts Derpence]

you know, this was much better than i expected. pretty entertaining in some parts, actually.

kind of dragged on for me, but then again i'm very tired anyway.

i would recommend trying for different camera angles/zoom because it can really help accent a particular moment. also, try to standardize your sounds. some parts blast and crackle, and that's no fun. sounds like most of it was recorded in single long tracks, maybe break that up...

otherwise it was a little nerdy but that's okay. i didn't get half the jokes because i only ever played the first one...which reminds me i should try the sequel now that i'm not destitute.

RogerregoRRoger responds:

Hmm, there were too many static shots, yeah.

Okay, thanks for your thoughts.

[Patrolling Part II]

dude, awesome animation. maybe song got a little unclear sometimes, could've been tighter....but fits great with sci-fi. I love the colors for this series, and when it hits the end it's all very strong: the mix between the music and the animation is really good there. You know how to get some killer action, I love the way things just snap around or together.

Awesome angles, great character profiles....just all around fun.

can't wait for Part III

Neochilds responds:

Thanks dude. PArt III has not been drafted yet, but make no mistake it will be a more insane ride. Trying to Amp things up further than before. It take a good deal to finalize this. There was a lot more I wanted to do but hey it is complete and time for something else. I am exhausted. Plus I have to draft part II of Cosmic Clash.. hmm maybe not so sure as yet but considering it.

[The Soup Dance!]

in 1000 years, this will be all that is left of the human culture.

TheSoupGuy responds:

Indeed.

[Forever in Debt]

thanks for not giving the guina pigs whiny voices....very funny, was surprised quality was so high. can't wait to watch more!

WaldFlieger responds:

Thanks so much!!

[Adobe Crash]

smooth animation, good timing....recycled gag, but that's alright...it is unique because it's yours, and even though i thought it would be a tired joke complaining about Flash, it was very funny for other reasons...I really like your style, and that's what this feels more about than a joke about how flash always crashes....which of course it does...what doesn't?

Gerkinman responds:

Cheers, I know its something thats been covered before countless time, but then so have video games and a million other things. I tried to focus more on making the drawings funny then the gag itself.

[Ragemelon Plump and Juicy]

DEAD DUCKS KILLED IT.

seriously...that really just sort of put the whole thing off for me, made it very....frivolous afterwards. implied violence would have probably been a better route here, i mean...the ducks were very cute. of course, i'm just a bleeding heart nobody, but this episode struck me as bitter.
And then, it was in such vivid detail. Why couldn't the ducks get kidnapped, and ragemelon still uses his RAAAAGE to save them or something? or why couldn't it have been something that bore a lesser semblance to life, like a family of plants or some chairs?

I just think that was really unnecessary. Ragemelons rehab ALMOST redeemed this, but in the end it was just as senseless.

Overall, this one wasn't nearly as careful or tight as the first. Look at the other reviews, people so apathetic. "yeahyeah, dead ducks whoooohoooo! thats what you get you little f*ckers!"....these are kids, man.

I'm a grown adult and I think the premise you set here was really negative, and far too casual.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

the trauma had to be great or ragemelon wouldn't be traumatised. and if he wasn't traumatised he wouldn't be ready to committ murder in order to get revenge. the point is senseless murders = more senseless murders.

[Kitty fart]

nice, i bet your girlfriend is very happy you shared this with the world.

Soupcat responds:

she actually came up with it you twat

[Game Grumps animated]

hmmm, pretty funny but I think this one really could have benefited from some coloring....

Zedonius2D responds:

color........color........i'll give you all the color you can take...........