PoisonHeart's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Cooking With Barack]

dude, the dolphins/sharks answering phones in the background were awesome. actually the telethon was just great. altho...the likeness to Obama wasn't really there, so most of the jokes just didn't fly for me. The voice obviously wasn't even tried, but to be honest that sort of works.

I like the "TV show" theme style, too. and again, great "sunday funnies" style of drawing. I still think you should put a little more effort into it, but you have a great knack for characters here that really shines....awwww

NSBenz responds:

Thanks for the input. I got sidetracked when I got to the audio, had everything drawn and planned but somehow managed to do the same voice for both characters (and later thought it was good enough!). I love the drawing part of production the most but I shall surely strive to do better overall. Many thanks for your thoughts.

[STAR TREX 1-5]

actually....normally i hate offensive parodies, but some jokes here were pretty good. i think that it really could have been much shorter...could have used some music in the background to spice it up....jokes should have been edited...only taking the "cream of the crop". i don't really know which crops produce cream, but you know what i'm saying.

personally, though, i think this is a little degrading to TNG, which was probably the best Star Trek...the Cpt. was a good guy, Worf was really honorable. Riker was pretty cool, and the actor who played Data should have won awards. also, i think you sort of patted yourself on the back too much in the description.

yes, i know what a parody is.

Conclusion: Editing and a distilled script would have been the strongest asset, here. Still, surprised by quality of drawing, acting, and animation overall. so 4 stars.

NSBenz responds:

Thanks for the wisdom. I agree with everything you said (the bee character was totally unnecessary and my voice can only handle a certain number of characters). I'm a big fan of TNG (definitely the best), I wanted to give the show praise while throwing in a few jokes about the nuances of their class structure and decision making hierarchy and little things only fans of the show would pick up. It was my first video completely on my own and I put it together in about a week. To do it again today would produce better results for sure but I'd spend a good bit longer on the script. Once again, thanks for the input.

[What's My Job Exactly?]

note to self: never turn on work computer again.

dude, these just get better and better. they work so good as animations it's impeccable.

WaldFlieger responds:

Hey, thanks so much! :D

[Jane doe s game]

haha you made TomFulp so handsome

flashmakeit responds:

Yeah he is good looking. Thanks so much for watching and for the high score.

[The Non Believer]

oh, i get it....the portal is being flooded with clock crew rip-offs....maybe you should join glock crew or lock crew instead.

Little-Rena responds:

Or how about I stick with SoupSquad!

[The Power of Darkness]

i think that maybe this one ran a little long, and i'm not going to lie and say i didn't notice that maybe the quality was a little off....but I still enjoy watching these! Better than TV.

WaldFlieger responds:

Haha yeah who needs TV?? XD

[Photoshop in General]

man, i had to watch that four times to get the joke and I had a hard time understanding what you were saying.

Kombothekid responds:

Yep thats what everyone says. Thats what a STUTTERING problem does to you.

[Lebbert Robot Day 2013]

Ok, that was pretty funny. Robot Day is off to a great start.

I like the repeating gag of Lebbert's shuffle, but the first time is a little drug out. It would have been better with cuts to other....stuff. I don't know what "stuff", but yeah.

My only suggestion for this one is that you should probably do less hard drugs, and stick to the pot.

ZabuJard responds:

lol. :)

[Trusting Your Horoscope]

this series is wonderful, the world needs more positive things like this. it's not brutal, doesn't have a sex-joke punchline, and the art quality is really good as well as the acting.

i watched most of these on the Authors site, and they're all really good. Maybe others are funnier than this one, but it has the same flavor as a Sunday funny...which I can really appreciate.

WaldFlieger responds:

I really appreciate the nice and thoughtful review! Thanks!! :)