Total Medals Earned: 694 (From 172 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,365 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Defeat the boss and win the game!
Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/480 points)
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/265 points)
Eliminate 5 infected
Eliminate 10 infected
Complete 5 levels
Eliminate 25 infected
Complete all levels
Eliminate 50 infected
Eliminate 80 infected
Medals Earned: 6/8 (315/440 points)
Don't care for a life
Killed the cop on first time
Made this to top
Killed another boss
Beat a fight without loosing.
Kill the traitor without loosing any power
Never killed a whitness
Beat the first fight without loosing any power
Medals Earned: 3/4 (25/50 points)
Survive the first wave.
Survive Wave 6
Pass Wave 3
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 8/8 (150/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 3/18 (30/240 points)
Crush the air ship in under 4 seconds
Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
Kill the royal family
Kill 25 Angel Archers
Destroy the Castle
Destroy the Cathedral
Kill the dragon in under 7 seconds
Kill the Dragon Worm in under 6 seconds
Kill 500 fishes
Kill the pirates in under 3 seconds
Kill the sea snakes in under 7 seconds
Crush 175 ships
Find 10 treasures
Kill 20 Unicorns
Kill 200 bats
Kill 22 Harpies
Kill the hydra in under 8 seconds
Kill 70 angel musicians
Medals Earned: 6/8 (45/120 points)
Complete the tutorial levels
Complete level 10
Finish 5 levels with all the lives
Complete level 5
Finish the game if you can
Finish 10 levels with all the lives
Medals Earned: 6/21 (35/500 points)
Score 24,000
Score 12,000
Score 6,000
Score 18,000
Score 30,000
Score 36,000
Score 48,000
Score 42,000
Score 60,000
Score 54,000
Score 102,000
Score 72,000
Score 66,000
Score 84,000
Score 96,000
Score 90,000
Score 78,000
Complete the Game!
Score 114,000
Score 108,000
Break the score machine!
Medals Earned: 7/19 (145/310 points)
Don't do aything!
Earn over $100,000!
Succumb to depression and hostility!
Earn over $250,000!
Earn over $50,000!
Earn over $500,000!
Do not upgrade "Health" Skill at all!
Maximize the Speed skill!
Maximize the Size Skill!
Complete the game, earn over $1,000,000!
Earn over $750,000!
Lose over 50 times!